Suck my toes.

George W. Bush's 50 greatest accomplishments

1. I attacked and took over two countries.
2. I spent the US surplus and bankrupted the US treasury.
3. I shatterd the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not easy)
4. I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
5. I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
6. I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
7. I am the first president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
8. In my first year in office I set the all-time record for the most days on vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but I did).
9. After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided over the worst security failure in US history.
10. I set the record for most campaign raising trips by any president in US history.
11. In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
12. I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any other president in US history.
13. I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a 12-month period.
14. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any other president in US history.
15. I set the record for fewest press conferences of any president since the advent of TV.
16. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
17. I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any other US president in history.
18. I cut health-care benefits for war veterans.
19. I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any one person in the history of mankind.
20. I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
21. I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any in US history.
22. Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US histiry (the poorest mulitmillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her).
23. I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the union simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
24. I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any market in any country in the history of the world.
25. I am the first president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of the United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
26. I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the US.
27. I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases, more than any other president in US history (Reagan was hard to beat, but I did it!!!)
28. I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations to remove the US from the Human Rights Commission.
29. I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
30. I removed more checks and balances and have the least congressional oversight of any presidential administration in US history.
31. I renderd the entire United Nations irrelevant.
32. I withdrew from the World Court Of Law.
33. I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
34. I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations elections inspectors access during the 2002 elections.
35. I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for the most corporate campaign donations.
36. The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of my best friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of EnronCorporation)
37. I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
38. I am the first president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1).
39. I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
40. I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
41. I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stabilty.
42. I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
43. I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees who violated US laws by not selling their huge investments in corporations that later made bids for gov. contracts.
44. I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
45. I have created the most divided country in decades, possibly the most divided that the US has been since the Civil War.
46. I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
47. I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
48. I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during time of war. I refused to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug use.
49. All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records of any SEC investigation into my insider trading or bankrupted companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
50. All minutes of meetings of any public corporations for which I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

oh slap me.

Slipped Away.

I know I don't like Avril...




But I like this song.
So shush.

I eat catfood.

I have got stars in my eyes.

I am sick.
I can't make up my mind.
I quarrel with me.
I am a ding dong in my head.
I think i'm obsessed with Meatballs.
I see you in the light.
I want you to bonk me.
I think I need a therapist.
I am not mungen-friendly.
I look like a chainsaw.
I never make sense.
I am obsessed with eyeliner.
I think stitches are cool.
I want a lippy.
I eat catfood.
I am a girl who's just wrong.
I like the rain on my shoes.
I can't make up your mind.
I am sorry for bothering you.
I am dancing in Lonny's undies.
I am trying hard with the guitar.
I want to eat you.
I am that thing outside your window.
I think I should stay away.
I think i'm going to eat you.
I know you're running away.
I wonder why.

I like my myspace profile. Don't you?

I like the rain on my shoes. But I wasn't wearing any.

It's 12:19 am and i've just finished eating an orange.

It was 12:05 am and I just finished playing in the rain.

It was 11.49 pm and I was singing my lungs out, while playing in the rain.

It was 11.35 pm and I sneaked out to play in the rain.

It was 11.30 pm and it was raining.

Real juice added.

Mother, why are you being so mean?

You snap.

I don't like you snapping.

Society's Rejects.

Call me different.

I'm not one of you.

I have a guitar and his name is Doug.

No, really, I do.

Okay so. I didn't get my lippy.
It was supposed to be $25, but it was $60.
That made me sulk for about 20 mins.

Um.. The Backseat Covers are umm..
making an attempt.. to cover Hoobastank.
And they borrowed Doug.

Mangey streetrats.

Don't catch her.

Hah.

Avril tried to crowdsurf at some gig.

And no one caught her.

I had the time of my life reading that article.

A Malaysian Special.

This is a I-am-rotting-in-Malaysia Special.

It's 1 am, and everyone's asleep.
Yes, i'm sleepy, but I guess, I'm used to using the com till 3 am,
well, talking to Lonnie and Rachel, and Cash...

THERE ISN'T WIRELESS LAN.

This is sucky. All I do is stare at the computer screen waiting
for that little icon at the side to come up with a pop-up
saying 'Wireless Lan Enabled'. Please.

I'm listening to Busted now. Both albums.They rock.
But Hoobastank rocks more.Hee hee.
Oh, yes. I've written in my journal. Things I need to
say. And well, i'm transferring it here then.
A pre-post.This is on bloody Notepad.
I'm not blogging. I don't have an internet connection. Sheesh.

This is what I wrote: (There are loads of mungen related shit here.)

I AM GOING TO DIE OF MOSQUITO BITES.

Today, I got stuck in a room full of mungens.
You know, the ones who can't keep their mouth shut..
Muttering stuff like Chee Chong Fun.. those types..
Mungen Ladies with voices like they've just swallowed Helium.. yeah.
Help.

Someone was staring at me. And his eyes went right
from me,to my nails, to my shoes.
Haha, he gawked at my shoes. I'm happy now.

Malaysian people are looking at me too much because
i'm using too much English.
Or rather.. i'm making too much noise.
Hey, I get excited in a shopping mall full of pirated DVDs.
I SHOULD make too much noise.

MUAR IS USELESS. I went to 2 record stores. And I almost
shot down the people there.

RECORD STORE 1 - I asked for The Ataris.
And that malay girl was like acting all mungen.
'English CD hah?', she said.
'No, Dutch.',I spat.
"Hah? No sell here. Darch oso no sell" she blabbered.
Blah.

RECORD STORE 2 - I'm looking everywhere for The Ataris and
I see 5566,F4, and Bubblegum Pop acts like HILARY DUFF and
Whatshisname closing in on me.
Here's the Dialog.
Me: Hello there, do you have The Ataris?
Silence. They stare. Apparently, i'm speaking alien language.
So I TRIED to translate my sentence into a Malangish sentence.
The mungens smiled and were like asking me
to hold on, andI was happy that they did sell it..
but I wasn't happy for long, because they handed me
a Chinese soap opera VCD.
I almost thew it at their faces.
Bleh.
Well, being a nicer me in Malaysia,
I just refused NICELY and they got their faces all cranked up.
Aargh. Nevermind. So I ask whether they selled posters.
They did. They're sell ALL POSTERS, according to them.
I ask for Hoobs,
and they're like 'Siapo?(Who? in their language which I somehow understood)'
Argh. I just stomped out of that store.

Crazy shit.

No mother, that isn't a giant toaster out there.

I'm surprised that my Freaky Deeky uncle knows who
Hoobastank and LPS and Muse are. Far out.

...

And then... Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Okay, so i'm wearing black and everyone's not.
And everyone.. well not everyone,
just this pesky little grand-aunt of mine(another mungen)..
she's like'WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING BLUE LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE? WHY? NO SIZE AH?'..

Shut up already.
I DO HAVE SIZE.I JUST LIKE BLACK.
And it goes with my black nails. Hmph.

My mungen grand-aunt was asking me when
I was getting married on the way home from
my other grand aunt's house. I just stared at her.
Then I broke the silence by growling.
She's getting onto my nerves. Argh.
It was annoying.
What?
I don't have to answer that marriage question.
HELLO? I'M 15 AND I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Sheesh.

People are asking me- wait, i'm distracted by
6 chickens pecking at the gate.. aww look..oh,
i'm also distracted by LPS playing-okay, I forgot what
I was supposed to say..

My Freaky Deeky uncle laughs funny.
"Heh heh heh heh heh."
More to the giggle side, but still, a laugh kinda giggle.
Okay, I don't know how to explain that.
That's why it's funny. That uncanny kinda funny.
Okay, to just get it straight, WIERD.
He laughs like Dragonballz(Aargh. Help me with the z part.).
You know, that anime cartoon..
NO, I don't watch Dragonballz.
I was forced to sit infront of the No-other-channel-TV this morning.
And the 2 kids won't let me switch it off because
they finally found a cartoon.

I was right when I made an assumption that people
in Malaysia would think of me as some Black Magic user
from Singapore. BOO!

I miss Doug. But I'm watching Hoobs on loop in WMP.
Yay.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. THE MAT-TURN-PUNKROCK FASHION
IS ALSO IN MALAYSIA. AND IN 3 DAYS,
I'VE ONLY SEEN 1 CUTE GUY. THIS IS HORRIBLE..
well you can't expect much.. it's Muar.
Honestly. I am NOT PRO-MALAY.
I'm sorry JI. I've let you down.

I said to my mom.
Let's act ourselves. Eurasian.
Hee hee.
No, wait, these Malaysian'll probably shoot us down.

It's 2 am and i'm Singaporean. You are?

I'm fucking back.

Rot.

Hello again.

I'll be rotting in an old house, out of the country,
all the way till Monday.

Don't expect any posts till then.

And yes, i've found 1136 new Hoobastank photos.
Happy me.

Cheers.

P.S: I'll miss you Rach, Lonnie, Mad and Cash.

Styrofoam Heart.

Go look at Cashvin's poem.

http://why-wait.blogspot.com

Cheers.

No, really...

No, really...

don't piss PMSY moms off.

NOTE:

STAY AWAY FROM PMSY MOMS.

THEY MIGHT PISS YOU OFF.

ONE JUST DID.

Fin.

I told you i'm falling down.

Today.

I laughed at myself for falling down.
And some people thought I was joking until they saw the cuts.
Hint hint.

And so.

Some people compared me to Hilary Duff.
ERGH.
And some people taught me how to play the guitar right.
And some people ate my fries when I wasn't looking.

I had fun with some people.

Some people.

Motorpsycho.

Motorpsycho - What If . . .


You are lively and energetic, and probably devote a
lot of that energy to intellectual pursuits.
Asking questions and seeking answers is
recreation to you, and besides that, you're
quite good at it. Intensely creative, you make
life an adventure for the people around you -
people love being with you because the time is
never dull. Whether it's an intense discussion
about an important issue (which you've probably
thought much about and your companions only
pretend to understand) or light-hearted banter,
you know how to keep the conversation
interesting.

What's Your Theme Song?

Cheers.

TaDAAAAH!

Stuff I did today. I'm lazy. Point form.

• Did'nt go to school.
• Stayed at home.
• Ate a Quarter Pounder.
• K-Boxed on the internet with the Hoobawhores. I don't know how, but yeah.
• Went to Tampines to find shoes.
• Ate at BK.
• No shoes. Went to Eastpoint.
• Shoes. Yay.
• Blahblah. Re-painted my nails at the staircase while waiting for the Mom.
• Hot chocolate at Starbucks.
• Dad came. Jack's place.
• Escargo, Oysters and Crayfish.
• Home.

Escargo tastes like yummy balloons and Oysters taste like snot.

That was the point I was trying to make.

Cheers.

Zippedy-doo-dah.

You all must me wondering who Mr Headphones is.





Wonder some more.


Cheers.

Status : Away.

I think I want to make somthing clear.

Those of you, who think i'm weird or fucked up
or whatever? I don't want you to care.
Because I know I don't.

You see, I don't want to be one step ABOVE everyody.
I want to be one step AWAY.
There's a big difference in that. If you're smart enough
to point it out, that is.

So. My points are up there.
Read it over and over again until
you finally get over yourself.

Cheers.

Mr Headphones.

Do you not love this?



This is Mr. Headphones.

I love you.

I love you also Rachel.

Hug me. Please.

Lord of the Bananas.

HBO rocks.

Ok, so i'm always very behind time...

I think Lord Of the Rings aren't that boring anymore.
They kick ass.

I don't kkow why I thought they were boring at first.
Well, I actually fell asleep while watcing them the first time round..

And today.. wow. Legolas came onscreen, and I fell off the couch.
Honest.



Stop staring like that.

Make them dissapear so we can stay...

There are so many things I wanted to say
before I came in here.

Now i've forgotten.

I'm surprised that there isn't anyone logged on
MSN. Ok, yes, someone did hack into my account,
and i'm not sure what happened.
Ahmad said that "I" was telling him that
I was in love with him, and blah blah.

I'M NOT.

That stupid son of a bitch said that.
Grr..

Anyways.

HOOBASTANK'S DISSAPEAR VIDEO MADE ME HYPERVENTILATE. FUCKING AWESOME SHIT.
THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER WATCHED IN MY
ENTIRE LIFE. I'M NOT EXAGERRATING. HONEST.
*MAKE THEM DISSAPEAR SO WE CAN STAY...

Aww man. The best shit i've watched so far.

My Dad went to buy another guitar. Yeah.
I'm not sure why, but, yeah.

Yeah, okay, i'll stop here.

Slaps*

my msn got hacked.
fuck you.
i hope your penis rots and melts.

and i'm having crams.
pms.
grr.

Come any closer and i'll suck your toes.

My belly hurts.

My mom bought a skirt and blouse for me.

Thanks.

I really like the skirt.

My belly hurts.

Black and white nail varnish.

What do you think?

My belly hurts.

Ps: I'm not talking to you.
Uh-uh. Nope. Stay away.
Come any closer and i'll bite your
nose off. I mean it.

My belly hurts.

I'm convulsing.

Here's what i'm enjoying right now.

• Hoobawhores online.
• Spamming Hoobs.
• Listening to Lostprophet's Cry me a river.
• Yay-ing to Fiona's Christmas present for me.
• Crapping with Cashvin.
• Mr. P called with B. Lol.

Here's what i'm not.

• My mom not trusting me, thinking that i'm not going to school, so she makes a scene in the morning at my bedroom door.
• My Dad interfering for no reason, and stating stuff that isn't true.
• 3 hours of Maths.
• The long wait for Dissapear and Come Home Soon to come out on radio which didn't happen.
• And Sabrina being a bitch.

Yeah that's about it.

Things i'd never say.

Here's what i'd like to do.

• Put a rubberband at th end of my nose.
• Stand on my tiptoes for the longest time.
• Spin around, get dizzy and fall.
• Run down the hall with two paintbrushes.
• Scare old ladies.

Ergh.

I am so pissed.

I have to work now.
I don't like work.
Picking up plates.
ergh.
and I don't get to talk to anyone.
Ergh.

Okay. I havent talked to Rachel
and Lonnie in like 24 hours.
Rachel has complained in my testimonial,
and she has decided to sulk in a corner.

Yes yes, I miss you too.

Bwah.
I'm so tired.
Damn.

I never lose. I just choose not to win.

Sabrina : I want to go to disneyland.

Me: Sabrina, Disneyland is nothing but a place for people who want to
escape the numbing mudaneness of their drab existence. It's for people
whose lives are so devoid of meaningful relationships that they need to
develop intense attachments with imaginary characters because it helps
them forget, at least for a little while, how pathetic they are.You think
they care about you, but all they're after is your money. It's a fantasy
land for losers and I wouldn't be caught dead at a place like that.

Sabrina: I want to go to disneyland.

Me: Me too.

Sheesh.

No reason today.

Hello again.

Bryan McFadden's Real To Me digs.

Adam's still in the Hospital.
I guess he's doing better.
I guess.

I wonder why Rachel's not online. Yet.
Lonnie and she's getting all chaotic with Danian.
Hah.
I love you guys.

I slept over at the hospital to accompany
the Mom and Adam.
It was cold, and Cash was supposed to call. -_-
Well, I fell asleep, and it sure wasn't comfortable.
I got up with my body aching everytime Adam cried.
Oh well.

I came home to find Ika, my uncle's
16-yr-old fiancee to answer my doorbell.
Yeah she's too Malay,
but she's nice. And she talks ALOT.
I was trying to watch MCR's video
and she was ranting about how she met
my Uncle. Yeah, okay, sure.

Ergh, Tata Young's on MTV.
She kinda looks like Carrie Chong.

Oh well. I'm hungry again.
Yeah, i'm not fasting again.
Hah. No reason today.
That's it. Imma go make a sandwich.
Bye.

I'm pieces. I always am.

You are "pieces"

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