I never lose. I just choose not to win.

Sabrina : I want to go to disneyland.

Me: Sabrina, Disneyland is nothing but a place for people who want to
escape the numbing mudaneness of their drab existence. It's for people
whose lives are so devoid of meaningful relationships that they need to
develop intense attachments with imaginary characters because it helps
them forget, at least for a little while, how pathetic they are.You think
they care about you, but all they're after is your money. It's a fantasy
land for losers and I wouldn't be caught dead at a place like that.

Sabrina: I want to go to disneyland.

Me: Me too.

Sheesh.