A Malaysian Special.

This is a I-am-rotting-in-Malaysia Special.

It's 1 am, and everyone's asleep.
Yes, i'm sleepy, but I guess, I'm used to using the com till 3 am,
well, talking to Lonnie and Rachel, and Cash...

THERE ISN'T WIRELESS LAN.

This is sucky. All I do is stare at the computer screen waiting
for that little icon at the side to come up with a pop-up
saying 'Wireless Lan Enabled'. Please.

I'm listening to Busted now. Both albums.They rock.
But Hoobastank rocks more.Hee hee.
Oh, yes. I've written in my journal. Things I need to
say. And well, i'm transferring it here then.
A pre-post.This is on bloody Notepad.
I'm not blogging. I don't have an internet connection. Sheesh.

This is what I wrote: (There are loads of mungen related shit here.)

I AM GOING TO DIE OF MOSQUITO BITES.

Today, I got stuck in a room full of mungens.
You know, the ones who can't keep their mouth shut..
Muttering stuff like Chee Chong Fun.. those types..
Mungen Ladies with voices like they've just swallowed Helium.. yeah.
Help.

Someone was staring at me. And his eyes went right
from me,to my nails, to my shoes.
Haha, he gawked at my shoes. I'm happy now.

Malaysian people are looking at me too much because
i'm using too much English.
Or rather.. i'm making too much noise.
Hey, I get excited in a shopping mall full of pirated DVDs.
I SHOULD make too much noise.

MUAR IS USELESS. I went to 2 record stores. And I almost
shot down the people there.

RECORD STORE 1 - I asked for The Ataris.
And that malay girl was like acting all mungen.
'English CD hah?', she said.
'No, Dutch.',I spat.
"Hah? No sell here. Darch oso no sell" she blabbered.
Blah.

RECORD STORE 2 - I'm looking everywhere for The Ataris and
I see 5566,F4, and Bubblegum Pop acts like HILARY DUFF and
Whatshisname closing in on me.
Here's the Dialog.
Me: Hello there, do you have The Ataris?
Silence. They stare. Apparently, i'm speaking alien language.
So I TRIED to translate my sentence into a Malangish sentence.
The mungens smiled and were like asking me
to hold on, andI was happy that they did sell it..
but I wasn't happy for long, because they handed me
a Chinese soap opera VCD.
I almost thew it at their faces.
Bleh.
Well, being a nicer me in Malaysia,
I just refused NICELY and they got their faces all cranked up.
Aargh. Nevermind. So I ask whether they selled posters.
They did. They're sell ALL POSTERS, according to them.
I ask for Hoobs,
and they're like 'Siapo?(Who? in their language which I somehow understood)'
Argh. I just stomped out of that store.

Crazy shit.

No mother, that isn't a giant toaster out there.

I'm surprised that my Freaky Deeky uncle knows who
Hoobastank and LPS and Muse are. Far out.

...

And then... Hari Raya Aidilfitri.

Okay, so i'm wearing black and everyone's not.
And everyone.. well not everyone,
just this pesky little grand-aunt of mine(another mungen)..
she's like'WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING BLUE LIKE
EVERYONE ELSE? WHY? NO SIZE AH?'..

Shut up already.
I DO HAVE SIZE.I JUST LIKE BLACK.
And it goes with my black nails. Hmph.

My mungen grand-aunt was asking me when
I was getting married on the way home from
my other grand aunt's house. I just stared at her.
Then I broke the silence by growling.
She's getting onto my nerves. Argh.
It was annoying.
What?
I don't have to answer that marriage question.
HELLO? I'M 15 AND I DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Sheesh.

People are asking me- wait, i'm distracted by
6 chickens pecking at the gate.. aww look..oh,
i'm also distracted by LPS playing-okay, I forgot what
I was supposed to say..

My Freaky Deeky uncle laughs funny.
"Heh heh heh heh heh."
More to the giggle side, but still, a laugh kinda giggle.
Okay, I don't know how to explain that.
That's why it's funny. That uncanny kinda funny.
Okay, to just get it straight, WIERD.
He laughs like Dragonballz(Aargh. Help me with the z part.).
You know, that anime cartoon..
NO, I don't watch Dragonballz.
I was forced to sit infront of the No-other-channel-TV this morning.
And the 2 kids won't let me switch it off because
they finally found a cartoon.

I was right when I made an assumption that people
in Malaysia would think of me as some Black Magic user
from Singapore. BOO!

I miss Doug. But I'm watching Hoobs on loop in WMP.
Yay.

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. THE MAT-TURN-PUNKROCK FASHION
IS ALSO IN MALAYSIA. AND IN 3 DAYS,
I'VE ONLY SEEN 1 CUTE GUY. THIS IS HORRIBLE..
well you can't expect much.. it's Muar.
Honestly. I am NOT PRO-MALAY.
I'm sorry JI. I've let you down.

I said to my mom.
Let's act ourselves. Eurasian.
Hee hee.
No, wait, these Malaysian'll probably shoot us down.

It's 2 am and i'm Singaporean. You are?

I'm fucking back.