Barf.

Today, I ate too much sushi, it hurt.

Yesterday, I tried to shoot a rubberband at someone, and I shot myself.

The day before, I stared at my ceiling fan.

The day before, I pushed all the buttons in my elevator.

The day before, I went up and down he escalator.

The day before, I wondered why I was thinking about something.

The night before, I went to the bathroom and realise that I didn't have to go.

The day before, I watched my screensaver for a long period of time and found it entertaining.

The day before, I tried to lick my nose. It didn't work out.

The day before, I cleaned my room.

The night before, I stared into space.

The night before, I tried to get my socks off without using my hands.

The day before, I deliberately closed my eyes while walking and walked into Doug.

The day before, I laughed hard at myself in the MRT.

The day before, I wanted to fly.

The night before, I called myself crazy.

The day before, I walked down the sidewalks and tried not to step on any cracks.

The day before, I burned plastic to see how it burned.

The night before, I forgot about what I wanted to say and got angry with myself for that.


Today, I lied.